I check my spam folder regularly, you guys know that.
I check it initially because many authentic emails end up there and I don’t want to miss out on those. However, like many of you I also receive some wing dingers that I just can’t pass up. Really, most of these emails remind me how truly awesome I am. If I ever feel a doubt, or a waning of my “Rock Star” status I simply need to open my spam folder.
This week has been chalk full of great ones. I have narrowed it down, and picked this one for my Weekly Edition of WTH?!
ARE YOU A SEXY GIRL W/ A SEXY VOICE? – $$$MAKE EXTRA HUGE MONEY NOW!!!Solo Girl SitesYou are in a great position to
make Extra Money!
Promote your own exclusive toll-free number
Your members can hear your personalized
greeting, speak with you directly,
or just allow our girls to handle the calls.
Either way – YOU EARN!Solo girl sites – or sites that appear to be run by real, individual girls -
offer a great opportunity to earn extra money while presenting a win-win
situation for both you the webmaster and the customer.We offer you the ability to provide your customers with paid phone
conversation (phone sex) with absolutely no risk nor cost to you, the
webmaster.You know that your customers would love to speak with you personally, so why
not get paid to do so? And, if you don’t want to speak to them personally,
our highly trained girls will fulfill the call. Either way, you get paid!We know you work hard to build you customer base and you can rest assured
knowing that we will treat them right. We have been in the adult phone
business for over 15 years and know exactly what your customers want and how
to keep them happy. We will provide them with the professional care that they
deserve and that you expect.How does it all work? It’s simple! We will assign you a unique toll-free
telephone number that you will promote within your site. When someone calls
your number, we answer the call, process the credit card information and do
the call fulfillment. If you have elected to do calls yourself, we will send
the call to you. If not, we will fulfill the call.We give you the option of recording your own voice introduction or using one
of ours. Since you are a “solo girl site”, we highly recommend that you make
a personalized custom recording, even if you never plan to do calls yourself.
Of course you are sexy. You’re going to make millions upon millions upon millions.
Speaking of which, I was asked to be the spokesperson for viagra…who knew?!
How great is that! Emails that boost moral and really prove that we are awesome! I should read some of my spam email more often!
Right?! You do need to read them more often. Always for a good laugh.
Christina recently posted..An email I couldn’t refuse
Ha! I do that too. I always like the ones where I’m offered a product to alleviate my premature ejaculation. Uhhhhhhh.
those are the best Martha! I forgot about those.
Christina recently posted..An email I couldn’t refuse
Well that just sounds too good to be true!
I’m thinking the same thing LA, I might need to investigate a wee bit more. Ha!
Christina recently posted..An email I couldn’t refuse
Christina,
Gotta love those. I have gotten similar emails.
And also like someone mentioned above – For increasing my size, E.D, and the guy in Africa that wants to wire me millions of dollars if I tell email him my personal information, bank account number, etc. To another email address than which he sent his message, of course.
They aren’t going to qualify their demographic.
Until then, you rock — and you’ve received a nice reminder!
~Keri
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Aw, Kei, that is so kind of you to say. I made a choice a long time ago to not get upset with these stupid emails and just make light of it.
Christina recently posted..An email I couldn’t refuse
Some time ago I received an email inviting me to set myself up as a phone psychic…the money sounded good….I could set my own hours….and I actually considered it for a few minutes until I realized I don’t actually have psychic powers and couldn’t lie consistently.
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